It has come to my understanding that instead of nuking each other with radioactive bombs, the U.S and North Korea can simply settle this tension via fart competition. This is none fatal way that will lead to no casualties. As a matter of fact, both parties will have fun during this routine.
My suggestion will ease tension and will likely foster a good relationship. We are all humans and it’s time for us to understand that war is not a good solution. We need to learn from history, WW1 & WW2, that war will cause so many casualties. Nuclear war will damage the planet and we will all regret it.
I went ahead and designed this competition. Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un are going to be the candidates for this fart war. Although I have not appointed the referees for this war, I think China, Russia, France, and Isreal can be good spectators to make sure that the war is in conformity with the rules and regulation.
These spectators will have their own fart champions ready to intercept a misguided fart from the candidates that may potentially harm to the audience.
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